Bracing for Wormhole Travel

pub. 2-7-23 - 186 words


Keplerian Vacation was based on this.

BRACING FOR WORMHOLE TRAVEL

  1. Bring knees to chest
  2. Keep feet flat on seat
  3. Clasp hands behind head
  4. Bring forehead to knees
  5. Touch elbows to legs
  6. When automated system announces “T-minus five seconds,” exhale all carbon dioxide from lungs and do not breathe until further notice
  7. When automated system announces “Entering wormhole,” close eyes

FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH SAFETY GUIDELINES CAN RESULT IN SERIOUS INJURY OR DEATH.

(DOCUMENTED CASES)

Failure to assume fetal position can result in:

Breathing during transit through wormhole can result in:

Failure to close eyes during transit through wormhole can result in:

PEOPLE WITH THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS ARE ADVISED AGAINST TRAVELING VIA WORMHOLE

REMEMBER...USE COMMON SENSE!

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