Merry Christmas! I made a journal page. On the page sits tens upon hundreds and thousands upon millions and billions upon kajillions of humorous, thought-provoking sonnets and Lügengeschichten. Eloquence spills from the HTML data onto your browser window which then emits photons into your visage; (notice the semicolon) electrical signals are sent to your flesh computer which identifies the patterns as English characters. Your frontal and parietal lobes decode the characters and detailed imagery floods into your mind's eye. Then you vomit.